Beautiful pixelated DUKSVILLE Of (5D) Maine print.
Buckle your intellectual seat-belts, for the saga I'm about to relate to you is beyond expectation, I assure you. What I can also assure you, is that in no way, shape, or form am I required to sport a straightjacket, as this is alas but only a story...or, is it?
The mascot of Duksville, Duk E. Duk, is an inter-dimensional, alien, humanoid duck, originally from Boston, in the state of Massachusetts, but this Massachusetts is located in a parallel 5-Dimensional universe. He can only appear in our 3D universe as a shadowy 2-Dimensional projection, or he can just possess the bodies of certain 'sensitive' humans. He's befriended a little human boy named Maxwell Gibb, via a portal which accidentally opened up behind Max's bedroom closet when Max was only a year old. Duk E. Duk now lives in 'Ducksville' in the state of Maine, but Maine in a parallel 5-Dimensional universe (Not being of our world, he invariably misspells it 'Duksville' no matter how many times we correct him (kindly of course, he’s a lovely character, it’s just he happens to be a 6 foot tall inter-dimensional humanoid Duck from a parallel universe, and of course he is after all a battle-hardened alien warrior as well soooo...his temper does tend to flare up on the odd occasions, it’s rare, & always quickly subsides...🤔 ‘always’ is a bit of an overstatement ‘usually’ subsides quickly, is much more accurate...ahem...I digress,
Where was I?
Ahh yes...therefore, so as not to insult Mr. Duk I will write it ‘as ‘Duksville’). As their fearless leader and Commander In Chief of the Duck's Armed Resistance, he is also a Joint Chief as General of the DADDY Duksville Air Defence & Demolitions Yeomanry (the Duck's AirForce). Duk E. Duk (aka "Ducky") strives to protect his world from a malevolent race of inter-dimensional beings the Ducks call the TFB ('Those From Beyond'), known to human Ufologists as the 'Alien Greys'.
As there are inter-dimensional portals leading from the 5D multiverse to the 3D multiverse world of human beings. Commander Duk E. Duk also endeavours to guard said portals, to protect humanity from facing complete annihilation at the hands of the TFB ("Those From Beyond"). And as Ducky's best friend is the 'chilled hoonan bean' (Ducky often finds himself 'lost in translation' with 'chilled hoonan bean being the Duckish mispronounciation of 'child human being') Max, whom he befriended after accidentally ending up in Max's bedroom one rainy night in 2014 after a portal malfunction whilst trying to fulfill a diplomatic mission to Mars. It took 2 whole Earth days to repair the portal back in Duksville, & in that time Ducky became best friends with little Max. He also, over time, slowly earned the trust of and thus befriended, Robin, Max's father, over time. Now Ducky considers himself Max's Godfather & feels an almost paternal need to protect Max and the 3D universe from any harm or foul whatsoever. In honour of Duk E. Duk & Duksville of 5D Maine, we present this wonderful clothing line & the saga from which it was born.
*This is a collector’s item, as Duksville 5D Maine was completely destroyed by TFB in the wars, so the Duks built Duksville anew in Duk E. Duk’s hometown of Boston Massachusetts.
(Therefore all future Duksville creations will now be from 5D Massachusetts)